I do not understand these:-
1. Exotic Foods Lovers
When we asked them how is the taste of tiger’s meat and the answer probably ” it tastes like chicken”. Common-sense tells any of us that chicken meats are easier to get, cheaper and legal. If the appetite of your stupid taste buds is so craving for the exotic meats, then just buy yourself tonnes of chicken and eat that damn meat rather hunting and killing those near extinct animals. Just eat the damn chicken. Leave those animals alone!
One of the famous so-called placebo enhancers is the horn of rhinoceros. Study shows that the chemical compositions of the horn are similar to the human’s nail. If that the case, the consumers of this aphrodisiac who are seriously influenced by the horn’s reputation that able to increase their sexual virility should heed my suggestion. I’d like to suggest that they should collect their own or other people’s nails, grind them into powder and adding them to their coffees. Even easier, they should emulate the habit of biting nails and having a direct result of it constantly. Nails after all are growing proportionately on daily basis. It saves money, energy and time.Just bite your nails.
Tiger’s penis is also falls into the same category because of the sympathetic magic that relates to the sexual behavior of tigers whilst copulating. Hamsters and rabbits are more rigorous than tigers when comes to sex and these two animals are easily, cheaply available at the local pets shops. You may slaughter the animals, cook the meat and use their penises to enhance your placebo. How convenience isn’t it? Easy solution found and enjoy your sex.
People at large and even politicians themselves agree with this connotation; politic is dirty. Why then should we form long ques, shoving each other away and shaking politicians’ hands? Don’t you think the politicians themselves are filthy because politic is their daily sport? Avoid shaking hand with any politician.
4. Secondary offers
I find it grossly humiliating when you buy thing and it comes with supplementary gift that has no virtue of giving. It is especially does not make sense when these gifts are offered when the primary products are worth more than 10,000 percent of the value of the gifts. Take example;
A Seven series BMW comes with a free I-Phone. Do you really think people who could afford BMW is buying the car because it comes with a mobile phone? The newspaper advertisement was published with a big picture of I-Phone and just an avatar of the actual car. Were they selling the phones or the cars?
5. Bahasa Malaysia
When non Malays speak a very good Bahasa, the Malays quick to compliment but they would do it in questioning manner. ” How come ahh…your bahasa is so good?” It is a compliment to the speaker. The odd thing, this is Malaysia and bahasa is our national language and the fluency of Malaysians towards our bahasa, regardless of race should have comes with no surprise. We should have all these years acted surprise if any Malaysian could not speak bahasa and not the other way round. No punitive intention but mere observation.